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Map Demotivational Poster


MISSED A TURN - According to this, we are on the Highway to the Danger Zone


TAGS: top gun map
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Squatchinator - December 29, 2010, 4:47 pm
HOW TO LAND A JET "Man, these read like stereo instructions!"
CarlRedifi - February 18, 2010, 4:17 pm
Haha, Awesome one ^^


SHIT CREEK SURVIVOR - I may have forgot my paddle, but at least I had my map.


TAGS: shit creek survivor paddle map
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:20 am
Second That.
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 12:55 am

Been there.


This is SPARTA -


TAGS: is sparta spartan map fact
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:44 pm
Is That why it's your favorite vacation spot Hector?
Hector - May 18, 2009, 4:15 pm
Sparta, where sex with women was only to make babies. Only men were equal and spartan men could only love an equal.


ETHNOCENTRISM -


TAGS: map world usa ego
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:11 am
Dunno... I think it's the accent. It might have something to do with the fact that they usually beat us at Rugby, but strangely the Kiwis aren't that bad... Strange phenominon.
Verdeckt - February 17, 2012, 5:44 am
Me too..
caveman - February 17, 2012, 12:04 am
Don't worry, i'm here now.
forseti - February 16, 2012, 6:32 am
So what the hell have the Aussies done to you? Dragon fighters unite!!
Zetmonk - February 16, 2012, 5:33 am
I speak for all South African when I say we simply dislike the Americans, we hate the Aussies. ;-)
forseti - February 16, 2012, 1:16 am
Dear diary, it's Sarah Palin again. I painted you a picture...
Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:38 pm
Ha ha ha, I swear a child drew this. Since when did "Yurop" become an island! Anyways, 5L for Scothland XD
RonE - February 15, 2012, 1:46 pm
The rest of the world doesn't hate us. That is what the media reports. People really should actually talk to other citizens. Some do hate us. Most don't give a flip about us and never have.


Fun Fact for Germaphobes -


TAGS: germaphobes twilight zone cremation crematorium
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 2:19 pm
I'm a big fan, as you can tell, of the ORIGINAL Twilight Zone series. Rod Serling's introduction which combined metaphors and puns was truly a work of art and pure genius. Can't find anything like it on TV today.
MrStupidGir - July 6, 2013, 11:20 pm
nice, even made that twilight zone music tune in in my head as I was reading this, kudos
5150monkeylove - July 6, 2013, 2:20 pm
Written perfectly. Captured his tone and inflection on paper. Nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 6, 2013, 1:22 am
I know, those d**n penguins! Ewwww!
steve1961 - July 5, 2013, 9:14 pm
Except for those germ-infested penguins...
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:28 pm
Antarctica works too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 7:13 pm
I told you that you inspired me to word it correctly, lol.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
Very nicely done sir. 5L nicely indeed!


WAIT... WHAT? - Nice to know they're working on fixing the problems.


TAGS: apple maps lol
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

sharebear - March 17, 2013, 9:18 pm
nice
ughomer - December 6, 2012, 7:58 pm
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA


YOUTUBE MAP FAIL - The "insight" maps are very insightful... ...where did Hudson Bay go?


TAGS: canada youtube map geography fail insight
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Mike

The Goat - September 27, 2009, 7:50 am
Must be taken during the last ice age!
me - July 1, 2009, 12:05 am
global warming will add water to the oceans by melting ice caps, not reduce water
DarthBubba - May 10, 2009, 7:35 am
Global warming? i mean why not?


Everyone Google's Themselves... -




PROS AND CONS -


TAGS: narcolepsy sleep pr0n parents maps of hawaii
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - October 19, 2010, 10:15 am
Scat porn...where? All of these are pure gold
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:04 am
Written, directed and he was the main targe... i mean star. 5L aggy
TheTrashHeap - October 19, 2010, 8:35 am
Was it written and directed by Moooooooooooooooooo?


ALWAYS INSPECT THE CLAM - When the time is right you don't want to find out it has a big muscle.


TAGS: hermaphrodite geoduck clam
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by pieman

R.S.Jake - February 5, 2010, 5:52 pm
Gooey Ducks! FTW!


GAMING COMBINATION - Sometimes, you can't just decide which to play.




GOOGLE MAPS FAIL! -


TAGS: kayak across pacific googlemaps fail
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by DemonicGTR

ajamesc55 - July 28, 2011, 10:12 pm
google told me to take a left on dirt goat trail one time
DemonicGTR - July 28, 2011, 11:35 am
*it*
DemonicGTR - July 28, 2011, 11:33 am
Yep lol I wouldn't have posted it if if wasn't. thanks for the vote ^_^
Vampyro - July 28, 2011, 5:44 am
Holy Crap it'5 real!


ADVERTISING LOGO'S - The wrong one will cost you sales




COLLEGE - Here's your map.




O CANADA! -


TAGS: canada beauty girl maple leaf
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

culos - July 1, 2010, 8:51 am
Great chat-up line! Did it ever work for you????
Runner1969 - July 1, 2010, 8:49 am
I hope she tastes like syrup. If not I can help make her sticky.


IF YOU CAN'T BE YOURSELF... - Please try to only be one complete phony at a time.


TAGS: trust me folks im a a genius and i have 4 degrees i designed the sears tower i make two grand an hour and im an 8 foot tall hermaphrodite
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

LogicDude - March 19, 2010, 7:56 am
You forgot to list "Blacksmith" LOL!
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 11:21 pm
Brilliant.
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:09 pm
This is soooo relevant. 5


MAPLE BACON FLAVOR - Might as well be crack for Motifakers


TAGS: maple bacon flavor man bait lollipops
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

Sean - May 28, 2009, 9:25 pm
Hell ya! You could even pull one of them right outta your crack and we'd still ... we'd kinda pretend to wipe it off ... but then we'd, you know. We're not proud of that.


IT'S A MAC - Our Shields Can Not Handle Fail of This Magnitude


TAGS: mac pc ackbar its a trap frap map nap cap
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by randomosity

Mateusz - July 30, 2010, 4:05 pm
Of coruse, if you're using Windows, the shiels have probably already crashed and bluescreened.
phydeaux - December 21, 2009, 1:01 am
Even better was buying Perot at 8...before they got bought by Dell and selling at 30.
alohadude3 - December 20, 2009, 7:48 pm
The mac vs Pc thing is so 2001 and you should have bought APL at $24 a share, thats putting your money where your mouth is. When you do the math remember the stock split.
Derek - December 20, 2009, 6:20 pm
That's exactly what jealousy sounds like


FAIL - The Leafs can't score, everyone knows that!


TAGS: hockey toronto maple leafs fail
Rating: 2.05/5
4real - February 6, 2009, 7:45 am
MOuahahahah so true.


REMINDERS -


TAGS: ocd germaphobes enjoy your next cheeseburger
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 8:03 pm
I guess you just can't really find good help these days X-D
ughomer - August 17, 2013, 5:49 am
Saw this notice once w/o the "returning to work" part after I tinkled at a C-Store. Bet I waited an hour for a kid clerk to come and wash MY hands after zipping-up!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 6:15 pm
It's dangerous I admit, but it's better than trying to keep up with California's ever changing medical policy. If I die, I'll just meet y'all on the other side :-)
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 5:06 pm

I recently completed 'No Vet Dies Alone' training at the VA Hospital. The section on sanitation was enough to turn me into a zealot. Finding out what lurks on grocery carts was sobering. I carry sanitizer in my purse and always use the cleaning station.EW
curlyrocks - August 15, 2013, 5:00 pm
It's all fun and building up your immunity till some one gets the Norwalk Virus.


Google maps -




GOOGLE MAPS - Everyone uses it


TAGS: google maps
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by Vitek



YES! - You are on Google Maps




MAPLE LEAFS - Supporting them is taboo...




BITMAP - Providing a unique Motifake perspective




BITMAP HUMOR - Let's jazz up this boring office ergonomics power point a bit.




AMERICANS - "Intelligence? What's that?"


TAGS: americans tunnel usa map south america geography
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Scorpion

HtD - December 17, 2008, 3:43 am
d = angry fuckhead
d - July 20, 2008, 12:18 am
Yank = clueless


Logical Analyzation -




Google Maps -




Google Maps -




ALWAYS A DESTINATION -


TAGS: map beauty goodness dark alley
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - October 19, 2012, 5:30 am
Thanks Gary
GaryO - October 18, 2012, 8:29 am
Dang it Greeny, I’m getting weary of typing in the word ‘profound’ every time you create….so I’ll just plug in sagacious here, yeah sagacious…this here stuff is sagacious…..5 smarty cats


Rise in Ocean Level -




-DESTINY- - is not sign-posted, nor is it shown on any maps, but we all are supposed to find it? Personally, I gave up looking years ago.




GOOGLE EARTH - ... the early beginnings


TAGS: google earth map geo bird pigeon dove photo satellite ww world war reconnaissance nazi carrier homer messenger
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by forseti

[email protected] - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
Yo google earth i took my fence down 3 years ago.


CARTOGRAPHERS -




XMAS MAP -


TAGS: joke santa map time
Rating: 2.1/5


DATING -


TAGS: joke santa map time dating playboy
Rating: 1.95/5


The Google -




DEDUCTIVE REASONING -


TAGS: men women maps humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 22, 2016, 4:04 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! MAN INCHES!!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!
Reality Lord - January 20, 2016, 3:11 pm

ba-dum tssssssss. i am falling in love with these pin up girls.


Arbor Day -


TAGS: poetry nature tragedy trees maples
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - July 5, 2017, 9:47 pm
Thank you.
JesusWept - July 5, 2017, 7:17 am
Nice one, Push! ^^^^^Up


Maple bacon donut -




Lollipop -


TAGS: donald trump justin trudeau lollipop maple syrup usa canada
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Bandit5906 - March 6, 2017, 2:22 pm
Bingo!
concern3 - March 6, 2017, 4:47 am
Hilarious, UP yours


Lost -




The United Kingdom -




Technology -




We are the Daleks! -




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